Tue 23 Jan 2007
I went into the bank today to sit down with a banker and get a couple questions answered about business bank accounts. Shouldn’t take long, about five minutes. Besides, I had some other errands to run. I have to get ink for my printer, check out laptop computers…
But then I sat down with my banker, and she was cute. Like, really cute. My five minutes of questions turned into a one hour conversation. We talked about the usual; dating, different cultures, and hot lesbian action.
I usually just don’t date the women that serve me professionally, like bartenders, bus drivers, bankers, and the like. I’d rather have a cute banker that loves me than an eventual ex-girlfriend that doesn’t. Hmm… this rule doesn’t make much sense to me right now.
The bad thing, I got none of my other goals accomplished!
January 23rd, 2007 at 9:21 pm
So… did you make a deposit?
(sorry, I couldn’t resist)
January 24th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Some times it’s better to pull out of there before making any deposit.
That way they go nuts and just want you to come back in again.
To the bank, that is. Of course.
January 25th, 2007 at 7:51 am
I like the comment about not dating women who serve you professionally. I think that can be tweaked into some very nice push/pull banter.
-Jordon
www.pickuppodcast.com
January 26th, 2007 at 7:42 am
Jordon: Think about it, do you really want to date your dentist? Or your banker? Or even the chick that cuts your hair? Man, that’s some dangerous living there!
January 26th, 2007 at 9:50 am
It IS a bad idea to date the women that provide you with services. The really simple reasoning is that if you want to be the kind of man that has beautiful women in all aspects of his life, that would include a platonic (though probably flirty) relationship with these types of women.
That sounds pretty good to me.
A less simple explanation is not nearly as nice, and does NOT sound good to me. Use your imagination.
January 26th, 2007 at 9:59 am
You mean imagining your girlfriend/dentist poking around in your fresh, uncapped crown with sharp pointy metal instruments? Just the thought makes my toes curl. And not in a good way.
January 26th, 2007 at 10:01 am
THAT is exactly why I didn’t write anything, David. Thanks for going there :)