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Congress has declared September 2007 to be National Bourbon Heritage Month.

The cool thing is, I have been celebrating, and I didn’t even know it.

I am a bit of a bourbon fan, and love a good bourbon on the rocks.

Next time you are out, order a manhatten, or a bourbon on the rocks.  Celebrate with pride.

Smokin'I went into the bank today to sit down with a banker and get a couple questions answered about business bank accounts. Shouldn’t take long, about five minutes. Besides, I had some other errands to run. I have to get ink for my printer, check out laptop computers…

But then I sat down with my banker, and she was cute. Like, really cute. My five minutes of questions turned into a one hour conversation. We talked about the usual; dating, different cultures, and hot lesbian action.

I usually just don’t date the women that serve me professionally, like bartenders, bus drivers, bankers, and the like. I’d rather have a cute banker that loves me than an eventual ex-girlfriend that doesn’t. Hmm… this rule doesn’t make much sense to me right now.

The bad thing, I got none of my other goals accomplished!

The Oakland Athletics are going to the playoffs!

ALL RIGHT!